New England Patriots
Always Remember the Butt Fumble
The Patriots play the Jets tonight, marking the first time the two teams have met since this happened: Yes, the butt fumble. It’s hard to […]
Here Are Some Obligatory Aaron Hernandez Jokes From the Patriots Season Opener
As if “Hernandez-ing” weren’t bad enough, former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez became fodder for a bunch of jokes as the Pats played their season opener against […]
Buffalo Bills Fan Makes Specious Claim About Tom Brady’s Urination Habits
Razor-eyed fans on Twitter and Instagram were watching the Patriots eke out a win against the Buffalo Bills in their season opener Sunday, when they […]
Rolling Stone: The Patriots Knew Aaron Hernandez Was Trouble
Rolling Stone magazine has once again dug into the Massachusetts crime news with a long investigation into the Aaron Hernandez saga, one that makes the […]
NFL Union Grits Teeth and Files Grievance to Get Aaron Hernandez His Bonus
The NFL player’s association gritted its teeth and filed a grievance on behalf of former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez to force the Pats to […]
MBTA Urges Riders To Ditch Their Bags When Going to Gillette Stadium
Staff from the MBTA Commuter Rail want riders to get on board with the New England Patriots’ new policy on what types of bags and […]
The Anatomy of the Freak Out Over Tom Brady’s Knee
So what is the Boston Twitter equivalent of somebody yelling fire in a crowded movie theater? We found out at just about 3:20 p.m. on […]
Tom Brady Sends Us All into Cardiac Arrest with Potential Knee Injury
Update: NFL.com’s Ian Rappaport, among other sources, is giving you permission to exhale. Brady’s injury looks like a sprain. Newsworthy, but not season-ruining: Asked the source […]
36 Reasons to Wish Tom Brady a Happy 36th Birthday
Tom Brady turns 36 today, and rather than write “HBD, TB12!” on his Facebook page, we decided to compile the 36 most telling numbers and […]
Aqib Talib’s Checkered Histo—Wait, What a Great Training Camp
When the Patriots traded for stud cornerback Aqib Talib last year, they knew they were getting a guy with baggage. With an assist from the […]
Happy August, or As the Patriots Calendar Says ‘Aaron Hernandez Month’
Owners of the officially licensed New England Patriots wall calendar flipped the page from July to August this morning to find a new image of […]
What You’ll Find at Patriots Training Camp
More than 20,000 people descended upon Patriots training camp in Foxboro over the weekend to take in everything from Tom Brady—can you believe he’s entering […]
Bill Belichick Clears the Extraordinarily Low Bar He Set for Himself
To some, Bill Belichick gave a “Master Class on how to handle one of the most difficult situations a football coach could possibly face,” when […]
The Patriots are the 6th Most Valuable Sports Franchise in the World
Forbes Magazine has once again identified the 50 most valuable sports franchises and, whichever continent you live on, it looks like “football” is a pretty […]
The Patriots Have a Better Arrest Record than Most NFL Teams
Much has been said about how the Patriots have lost their way in light of Aaron Hernandez’s murder charge. Those voices are only going to grow louder […]