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Generally speaking, you’d have a better chance of busting into the papal conclave and prying intel out of the college of Cardinals than getting Patriots […]

Photo by sethhenry1 on Flickr   Dear Wes Welker, Please, please, PLEASE make a decision on your future soon. I won’t begrudge you for signing […]

On Thursday, Adidas revealed a new series of college basketball uniforms. The Internet’s reaction to the neon-colored, Zubaz-like monstrosities, which will be worn by Baylor, […]

Terrell Suggs photo by Phil Romans on Flickr   On Wednesday afternoon, Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs appeared on WEEI’s Big Show and said some […]

AddyTsl / Shutterstock.com Poor Rob Gronkowski. Late Monday, ESPN’s Adam Schefter and Field Yates reported that Rob Gronkowski’s twice-surgically repaired forearm got infected and required […]

Tom Brady photo by Jeffrey Beall on Flickr Well, Patriots fans, it’s as good a time as ever to remind ourselves that we’re preposterously spoiled. […]

Apparently, Rob Gronkowski had an even better time in Vegas on Super Bowl Sunday than we originally thought. That night, the jumbo Patriots tight end—OK, […]

Toward the end of the pregame festivities on Sunday night, the Baltimore Ravens likely will run onto the field together. The San Francisco 49ers will […]

Update Jan. 22, 2013: The Globe reports that Welker's wife has, predictably, released a statement apologizing to Lewis. Original Post: For a professional football player, […]

The only thing missing from this Bad Lip Reading of the NFL is Manti Te’o’s girlfriend. Check out Patriots QB Tom Brady finding Fido at […]

Warning: the above clip is exhausting to watch. It’s only about six minutes long, but contains every single one of the 70 passes Drew Bledsoe […]

In real life, Rob Gronkowski is practically a cartoon character. But now there’s actually an animated version of the jumbo Patriots tight end, because apparently, […]

The Patriots beat the Dolphins yesterday, and though the score was only 23-16, this win never really felt like it was in danger. The Pats […]

Following the NFL, even a team as good as the Patriots, is often a miserable pursuit. The league’s endless stream of minutiae and the media’s […]

Here is a hilarious video of Jets fans heckling their team from the stands during Thursday's Jets-Patriots circus as the players leave the field for […]