New England Patriots

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New England Patriots Lose Super Bowl in a Heartbreaker

It was no 28-3, but the New England Patriots found themselves trailing steadily in Super Bowl LII. At the end of the first quarter, it was […]

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Bostonians Read Twitter’s Finest Super Bowl Trash Talk

Ordinarily, our interactions with our sister publication, Philadelphia magazine, are collaborative and friendly. A true pal, you might say. But then the Eagles managed to […]

Bill Belichick, Robert Kraft, and Tom Brady receive the Lombardi trophy and are surrounded by confetti
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Tom Brady Pre-Wrote His MVP Acceptance Speech

The NFL’s Most Valuable Player award won’t be announced until tomorrow, but don’t worry about Tom Brady losing out on valuable Super Bowl practice time to write […]

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Animals Aren’t Even Picking the Eagles to Win the Super Bowl

The animal kingdom has turned on one of its own. Despite the natural camaraderie between the Eagles, their avian mascot, and the non-humans among us, […]

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TBT: Patriots Win First Super Bowl in 2002

On February 3, 2002, a dynasty began, and it’s not over yet. Under the lights of the New Orleans Superdome, the New England Patriots defeated the […]

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Patriots Sent Off with Cakes, Crowds, Torches, while Eagles Flew Commercial

It’s basically tradition at this point, one of the benefits that comes with going so often: The goodbyes before the Patriots head to the Super […]

Corey Lewandowski, former campaign manager for President-elect Donald Trump, talks with reporters as he arrives at Trump Tower, Tuesday, Nov. 29, 2016, in New York. (
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Yes, Corey Lewandowski Still Loves the Patriots

Corey Lewandowski—controversial Harvard fellow, Ivanka Trump enemy, ousted presidential campaign manager—still loves TB12. According to some careful reporting by Politico, in a show of the […]

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North Dakota Stands with the Patriots Because They Like to Win

Endless fields of tall grass, roaming buffalo, the disputed geographic center of North America, and, apparently, thousands upon hundreds of champions. We’re talking about North Dakota, y’all. […]

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Brockton Mayor Challenges Philadelphia to Battle of the Rocky Statues

The mayor of Brockton has boxed himself into a bet with Philadelphia’s chief in the hopes that the Eagles will face a rocky road next […]

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Tom Brady Swears, Trains, Hydrates, Gets Pliable, and Talks Trash in Tom vs. Time

  Tom vs. Time, the highly anticipated look behind at the behind-the-scenes life of arguably the weirdest and most talented man in sports, has just dropped. The […]

In this Dec. 6, 2015, file photo, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick studies a tablet device along the sideline during the first half of an NFL football game against the Philadelphia Eagles in Foxborough, Mass. Belichick said Tuesday, Oct. 18, 2016, that he's through using the sideline tablets, saying there isn't enough consistency in the performance of the devices. (
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TBT: Bill Belichick Hired as Patriots Head Coach

Bill Belichick is headed to the Super Bowl for the eighth time as coach of the New England Patriots. And even though we’re pretty sure the […]

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Let’s Ban All Philadelphia Things so the Patriots Win the Super Bowl

A local bakery has banned Philadelphia Cream Cheese. The Esplanade has banned bald eagles. And we are ready to ban just about everything else associated […]

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Is Tom Brady a Weird Hugger: An Investigation

Another thrilling Tom Brady comeback this weekend! Let us all rejoice in the man’s inevitability as an instrument of doom for his opponents, and gloat […]

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (12) throws against the Jacksonville Jaguars during the first half of the AFC championship NFL football game, Sunday, Jan. 21, 2018, in Foxborough, Mass.
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No One Outside New England Is Happy about the Patriots’ Win

Obviously the Patriots didn’t (and were never going to) lose to the Jacksonville Jaguars, and so people outside New England are saltier than Comm. Ave. right […]

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Nobody Touch Tom Brady

OK, for real, do not touch Tom Brady. The Patriots quarterback is in the midst of an injury scare after some kind of weird collision […]