What’s News

Your condensed guide to today’s daily papers.

Those doggone Bosniacs: Neither Sarah Palin nor Joe Biden completely humiliated themselves at last night’s vice presidential debate, but the event certainly didn’t raise the bar on oratorical genius. [Herald]

Great news for people who’ve been paying taxes on wooden arrows: Now that the bailout package is all porked up, it’s heading back to the House for another vote. [Globe]

Shut up and drive: The MBTA has suspended nine employees for talking or texting on their cell phones while driving. [Herald]

Awesome: The Turnpike Authority’s bond rating is just one step above junk. Toll hikes ahoy! [Globe]