Watch David Ortiz Ruin Kids Birthday Parties by Hitting Piñatas Out of the Park
It looks like David Ortiz’s plans for retirement include ruining kids birthday parties.
In honor of Big Papi’s final season, JetBlue has put together a fun video imagining what the Red Sox slugger might do with all of his time off once he hangs up his cleats for good. Apparently that means bringing his bat to backyard get-togethers.
Watch Ortiz give a new meaning to “candy crush” as he smashes piñatas out of the park while screaming children look on in awe.
Adding insult to papier-mâché injury, Ortiz won’t just annihilate a piñata, he’ll also throw in a bat flip and munch on a birthday cupcake as a reward. No chill, Big Papi.
Check out the full clip of Big Papi hitting piñatas below.