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Taking you around the internet for your afternoon enjoyment Earmuffs, kids! Red Sox reliever Jonathan Papelbon has a new pitch, somewhat inappropriately dubbed “the slutter.” […]

Oh, Boston Rob, is there anything you can’t do? From your multiple stints on Survivor and The Amazing Race to your recent turn on the […]

People who enjoy fantasizing about paying their debts in one fell swoop, rejoice! The Mega Millions jackpot now sits at an astounding $201 million, so […]

Harvard hates you. Well, it doesn’t hate you so much as it thinks you’re too stupid to live. Even by Ivy League standards, the snooty […]

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim/Orange County Chapter demolished the Yankees in the wee wee hours of Wednesday morning as Angel statue Garret Anderson awoke […]

When are authors going to learn the rules of Oprah’s Book Club? The first rule of Oprah’s Book Club is that you don’t mess with […]

Times are changing at the Boston Police Department. Instead of installing Boston officers behind the wheel of a cruiser, Police Commissioner Ed Davis has sent […]

Suckers: James Riva, the “Vampire Killer” who shot his grandmother and then “[fed] off her wounds” is a budding artist selling his artwork on a […]

Your long day of corporate drudgery is over. Get out and enjoy the city! Here are a few ideas to get you started, lovingly picked […]

Just because they make it doesn’t mean you should drink it: Attorney Generals from twenty-eight states—including Connecticut, Rhode Island, and Vermont—asked federal regulators to crackdown […]