New England Patriots
Running Back Dion Lewis Is the Perfect Patriot
One of the best offensive players in football so far this season went two years without playing a single snap in the NFL. Dion Lewis has […]
Tom Brady Leads NFL in Jersey Sales Yet Again
Despite endorsing a walking “Aristocrats” joke in a red tie for president in 2016 while playing in the thumping blue heart of liberal America, Tom Brady can […]
The Indianapolis Colts Are Imploding
With the way it looks now, the Patriots probably aren’t going to play a football game when they visit Indianapolis in Week 6. Instead, they will […]
Tom Brady and the Patriots Show They’re Out for Blood with Bills Win
The Patriots’ middle finger to the NFL came roughly midway through the fourth quarter against the Bills Sunday. With 8:15 remaining in regulation, the Patriots […]
Nate Silver’s FiveThirtyEight Names 2007 Patriots Greatest Team of All-Time
The 2007 New England Patriots were just one catch away from achieving immortality (and finally shutting up Don Shula and the ’79 Dolphins once and […]
Guinness World Record for Loudest Stadium Could Be Set Against Pats—Again
Much has already been made of the Week 2, Sunday afternoon matchup between the New England Patriots and Buffalo Bills. It’ll be fabulous television, fiercely fought, […]
No, Dan Shaughnessy, the AFC East Is Not a ‘Tomato Can Division’
Three things are guaranteed in this life: death, taxes and lazy sports columnists telling Patriots fans the AFC East is a pushover division. This week, […]
South Park Premiere Mocks the Sheer Absurdity of Deflategate
Season 19 of Comedy Central’s South Park started with a bang. Or more accurately, a hiss, from 11 of 12 footballs at halftime. Series creators […]
Rex Ryan Is a Formidable Foe for the Patriots
Boastful Rex Ryan is back, and not a moment too soon. The AFC East is a better place when Sexy Rexy is full of braggadocio, and […]
Tom Brady: ‘It’d Be Great’ If Donald Trump Won Presidency
Are we sure Tom Brady wasn’t even the slightest bit concussed while handing the Pittsburgh Steelers a Week 1 drubbing? It would neatly explain the Patriots […]
By Reinstating Pats Employees, NFL Admits Deflategate Was a Waste of Time
The NFL’s ill-advised crusade against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots trumped up Deflategate into one of the biggest sports scandals in history. The league’s actions in the […]
Blame NBC for the Latest Patriots Witch Hunt: ‘Headsetgate’
Surprise! As it turns out, there doesn’t appear to be anything to “Headsetgate.” The NFL controls all of the coaches’ headsets, and the Patriots say […]
This Patriots Season Isn’t About Football, It’s About War with the NFL
The Patriots’ nearly nine-month long battle with the NFL doesn’t appear to be cooling off as the regular-season begins. If anything, it seems to just […]
Don Cherry Drops Another 10-Part Twitter Rant Defending Bill Belichick
Former Boston Bruins coach Don Cherry has already made it abundantly clear where he stands on Deflategate, tweeting a 10-part defense of the New England […]
ESPN Spygate Story Forces Patriots Fans to Believe Roger Goodell
In order to bury Spygate once and for all, Patriots fans must do something that is considered sacrilege around these parts: take Roger Goodell at his […]