Police Blotter Fun
As a public service, we recap the droll commentary and surprisingly stupid criminals that make the crime reports required reading.
The resurgence of the Celtics is a great thing for the city of Boston. After the Super Bowl on Sunday, we face the February sports doldrums. Pitchers and catchers don’t report to Fort Myers for 19 days, leaving fans with only the Celtics and Bruins to carry them through. It’s a nice change to see one of those teams performing well.
But the bandwagon fans that come with newfound success not only annoy true Celtics fans, but they have also started getting arrested.
At Friday night’s game, Boston Police report some trouble from a Canadian.
Officers first observed the suspect during half time at a crowded concession stand. The suspect was walking through the common walkway making loud noises and repeatedly lifting the back of his jacket exposing his bare buttocks.
Our guess is that this guy was just pissed he’d bought tickets to a basketball game and not a hockey game. But it seems that he also enjoyed showing his ass to passersby and the police officers.
While officers were getting the suspect’s information he questioned officers stating “So, did you like looking at my !&%$?”
Probably not. The only thing pastier than a Bostonian ass in January is one from Quebec.