What Jonathan Papelbon Really Should Have Said

Now that Papelbon is in Philly and decided to insult Boston’s baseball IQ, it’s time for us to return the favor and insult his overall IQ. What Papelbon really should have said is that Boston fans know baseball about as well as he commands the English language: “I wasn’t trying to offend nobody, man,” Papelbon said to the Globe. “I was just calling a spade a spade. I’ve been in the bullpen down there many a times in Boston to know this [fan] don’t have a clue what he’s talking about. …” We don’t have got no clue, either. [NESN]