New England Patriots
3 Theories About the Sex Toy That Was Thrown on the Field During the Patriots/Bills Game
A dildo was thrown onto the field during the Patriots-Bills game Sunday. This is an amazing development that must be scrutinized to the fullest extent. […]
The Rolling Stones Performed at Robert Kraft’s Private Gillette Stadium Party
Robert Kraft had Gillette Stadium going up on a Tuesday thanks to a posh private party featuring an exclusive guest list and a special performance […]
This Has Been One Boring Patriots Season
The Patriots have the best record in the AFC and hold a commanding two-game lead in the division. It’s not even Halloween, and all of […]
Bill Belichick Hates the NFL’s Microsoft Surface Tablets: ‘I’m Done’
Bill Belichick isn’t a fan of more than a few things: losing, sleeves, the Jets’ front office, tardiness, smiling. The list goes on and on, and […]
Rob Gronkowski and Martellus Bennett Are Building a Beautiful Bromance
Martellus Bennett is one of the most intellectual players in the NFL. Rob Gronkowski, meanwhile, is obsessed with the number “69.” Despite those differences, they’re building […]
Tom Brady Says His Friend Donald Trump Always Calls Him After Patriots Games
Tom Brady caught flak last week for refusing to answer a question about his friendship with Donald Trump after the Republican presidential nominee caught bragging […]
The Tom Brady Revenge Tour Has Begun
Tom Brady kept his cool throughout the entirety of the Deflategate saga. While his father, Tom Brady Sr., vociferously defended his son’s honor on sports […]
Tom Brady Says He Feels Better Now Than He Did at 29
Tom Brady made his presence known Sunday, punctuating his return from a four-game Deflategate suspension with a 33-13 rout of the hapless Cleveland Browns on […]
Seven Things We Learned About Bill Belichick from ESPN’s Oral History
Bill Belichick will likely go down as the greatest head coach in NFL history, but he may also go down as the most mysterious. There […]
The Simpsons Will Take a Trip to Boston for a New Episode
The Patriots are coming to The Simpsons…well, sort of. Sunday’s episode of the long-running animated series, which recently kicked off its 28th season, will feature […]
Ben Affleck Had the Most Boston Reaction to the Patriots Loss
Leave it to Ben Affleck to say exactly what most of Boston is thinking after the Patriots’ shutout loss to the Bills over the weekend. […]
Tom Brady Returns to the Patriots—and Not a Moment Too Soon
While the Patriots were tearing through the NFL last month without Tom Brady, the anti-Brady trolls were beginning to come out of the woodwork. They […]
Rex Ryan Impersonates Reporter, Asks Julian Edelman If He’ll Play QB
New media member “Walt Patulski from the Buffalo News” jumps in with a hard-hitting question for Julian Edelman. pic.twitter.com/mBHrzIDeSx — Buffalo Bills (@buffalobills) September 28, […]
A Brief Timeline of How Tom Brady Spent His Deflategate Suspension
The wait is almost over Patriots fans, as Tom Brady’s four-game suspension for Deflategate officially comes to an end on Monday, October 3. It’s been […]
Would Boston Embrace a Black Quarterback the Same as Its White Ones?
Jacoby Brissett made history in Thursday night’s 27-0 rout of the Houston Texans, becoming the first black quarterback to start a game for the New England Patriots, a distinction punctuated […]